A Record of Manifestations at the Manor
The following record has been assembled from household accounts, witness statements and incidents observed during His Lordship’s evening audiences.
Manifestations Entered into the Household Record
The following phenomena have been witnessed within the manor and are considered sufficiently well attested to be recorded as fact.
- Galaxy
- Tofu (feline)
- You’re Awesome (feline)
- Rocket
- Slay
- Heart Me
- Rose
- Diamond Tree
- Rosa
- Whale Diving
- Fireworks
- Swan
- Glowing Jellyfish
Manifestations Reported, Anticipated or Otherwise Unconfirmed
The following entries are drawn from persistent rumours, unreliable servants, damaged records and warnings which have not yet been satisfactorily explained.
- Level Ship
- Hot Air Balloon
- Dragon Flame
- Black Swan
- Universe
- Wolf
- Desert Wolf
Their inclusion should not be mistaken for confirmation.
This record is maintained for historical, insurance and exorcistic purposes.
His Lordship has neither reviewed nor approved its contents, and has repeatedly requested that I stop encouraging speculation among the household.
— S, Butler to the Manor
The world was to me a secret which I desired to divine. Mary Shelley, Frankenstein